Sorry David Coulthard, but when I saw this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7191512.stm
I saw red.  I mean, apart from some of his astonishingly patronising comments directed towards younger drivers, he did nothing but confirm that his F1 career has been a long period of journeyman mistakes.
His ability to spin off during warm up laps was once something quite special in [...]