Welcome to the Home Page of Obsessive Compulsives UK

Welcome to our site - it’s taken a lot of work to get this far and… hang on, let me just check the site’s still up. Oh I’d better save this file just in case. Hang on. Right where was I? Oh yes, we’re trying to do a lot of work here to help folk who… wait a minute, I think I can hear a hot water tap running I’ll just check it. Ah it’s ok. Right, so we’re a self help group of people with obsessive compulsive disorder (ocd) who want to help each other through the… oh wait a minute… Christ! I’ve left the iron on! No I haven’t! Yes I have!
Ok, if you’ve come to this site via the usual route, you’ll be wondering what the heck is going on.
Basically we were sat watching a trailer for the very funny Catherine Tate Show and she made a gag about obsessives who should log on to http://www.christivelefttheironon.co.uk/noihavent/yesihave
And well, James and I were wondering if the domain had been registered. The computer was just there you know…so we had no choice but to check - and it was available! We couldn’t resist and, for the princely sum of a fiver, we had a shiny new domain!
Then, erm, what were we going to do with it?! And I realised, it shouldn’t be difficult to record the entry url - I’d simply redirect the domain to this post here that you’re reading now, and see what happens.
So - here’s the gig. Suggest how many people are sad enough to log on to a domain they’ve heard on the TV. After the show has aired (anyone know when it will be?) I will reveal the web stats to all. There may even be a prize in it - I dunno, a souvenir or something. Maybe it could be like when I listened to Radio Kiev on my shortwave radio as a kid and got excited by their offer of a “selection of Kiev souvenirs” for anyone who reported their signal strength.
No bets are being taken on how many people are sad enough to actually register a domain they’ve heard on the TV - that’s just two. James and Me.
PS. I wanted to add the links to the official site and to some products not just because I’m shamelessly commercial, but as a way of thanking Catherine Tate for all the traffic I might get. Not that I’m sure there’ll be much traffic, but let’s see….
PPS. The show returns to our screens on BBC 2 at 9pm on Thursday 26th October! Watch it and wait for the url. Perhaps we could also bet when it’s used in the show? Any takers?
| I’m guessing a series of ads on BBC1 has just caused all these comments - it’s taking on a life of it’s own! Anyway, to give you a clue, tonight alone (Monday 16th October 2006) there have been some 170 people almost, but not quite, as sad as me! Keep on coming - it’s fun to be sad :o) |






Mr B
Yes. I tried it after seeing the ad. You were very quick off the mark! I think the Catherine Tate Management missed a trick there!!! Well done you.
Emily
Yes, I tried after seeing the advert! I was going to make it myself, but thought I’d check it first and you got there before me! :p Well, it wouldn’t be as good as this seeing as I’m only 13. Well done! x
Jamtart
Be careful… she (or the programme makers) may sue you. It is infringment of copyright registering a domain when it is reasonably obvious someone else has the intellectual property rights to it.
Jamtart
Especially as your link to Amazon is a commercial one that benefits you. Good luck… bet you don’t post these… Jenni Jamtart
Dave
Hi Jenni - no fear here - it’s just a bit of fun. I have Amazon links elsewhere on my site too - it just helps me to pay for the bandwidth and other costs of the site. Not that it does, no blighter ever buys anything! I added the links for goodwill, really.
Is it infringement of copyright? Perhaps. Well if they ask nicely I’ll let them have the domain - only cost me a fiver anyway. They could sue me, but I can’t exactly see how much for.
People these days worry faaaar too much about litigation - we don’t live in the US ya know ;o)
Cheers,
Dave.
PS. You lost your bet :oÞ
Brian Kemp
Classic! Can’t believe the website link worked!!! Ha Ha! Brian Kemp from Basildon!!!!
MATT ALLEN
HE HE i just saw the advert too, and i just thought wouldnt it be funny if there actually was a website called that
Megan
haha yes i really am that sad and that bored to type this in but you know!
I really should get a life!
Megan
Tony
Haha! I got caught out too. Just saw the trailer and I had my keyboard in hand so I tried it.
Well done! You got me!
:o)
beckie
i also jus come on to see if it was a real webby n it was lol!well done wot a genius xxx
Amy
Yeah, you know! I saw the ad and logged on! I just thought seeing as I was at the computer that I’d give it a go! Glad i ain’t the only one whose sad enough!
Peace! x
Zeb
I sat there thinking about the URL after watching the trailer and couldn’t resist it. Well done there!
Parys
jennie, ur a twat!
p.s. im 1 of those sados who went on the website staright after the advert hahaha!
oh well.
parys xx
poggle
You should be ashamed of yourself. The poor woman is obviously in a state of extreme distress believing that she’s left the iron on. Have you no compassion? Her house could burn down for crying out loud.
Aren’t you bothered???
Blinky
You got me as well, I just saw the ad and had to check it out. Nice one!
Nick
just seen it on bbc1 hehe well done guys!
Johnny Boy
Dirty
Bastards
Hade
Just when I thought I was the only guy in the world sad enough to look up the URL!
THERE’S LOADS OF YOU!!!!!!!
helen
what a good giggle! I am quite happy to be grouped in with all you saddo’s coz you’ve all got a sense of humour,
I just wonder where I would have ended up if I had used the correct punctuation??????????
Robert
I can’t believe this site exists, where would I be without Sky+ (I know, I know, I have too much time on my hands ;)
Amy
Well I hope you manage to sell the rights to the website for millions! Clever work!!
Can’t wait for the new series.
Amy in Spain
Mo
I’m quite chuffed to see that the website really does exist - or should i say that someone has taken the time to set it up!!!! Good luck once the word spreads you’ll have countless hits
Maureen - Gibraltar
Dave
Damn damn damn! Just realised that my server stats won’t show stats for people who are going through a proxy (eg, ntl do it, regardless of whether you want it or not) so as a consequence I don’t see all my traffic.
So I need to add a counter to force it. Mad busy with my business stuff right now (http://www.interconnectit.com if you’re interested) so probably won’t be done until tomorrow. It’ll be right before the show, anyway :o)
But keep on coming and commenting! Really makes my day to see so many comments from visitors!
Dave (the mental one, it would seem)
-XLNC-
HAHA exelent. saw the advert had to do it (hehe) check out this site for downloads an chat an music we have live dj’s also we have a great forum thnx 4 ure time w0000000000t. ps exelent idea btw haha
becky
watched the trailer typed it in and here i am - i guess i’m not the only saddo!!!
natilie
it is wicked!!!i was on computer when the advert came on t.v. it was sooooo funny catherine tate is my fave!!! thought id check this webby out nd its wicked!!!
sxc bethooo
wow the website worked lol wellmy teacher looks lyk catherine tate my english tate
liteman
I cant belive you guy are actually as sad as us for checking, if you hadnt of got the domain then I think would have bought it, well done guys.
Grace and Ami
Love Cathy Tate and thought we try it for a laugh, was well shocked when it came up!
mike
yes but i obsessed for seconds over whether or not I had to add the ‘ to the word “i’ve” 0r not, yeah but wos i bovered, am i bovered do i really give a fuck………… now you’ve got to know she’s gonna see this site, its a given….. so Cath, if yer fancy coming to Marbella for a free hol, cheap booze, fags and some perverted sex…..
GEORGE SUTTON
This is great!!!!!!!
Laura
haha, classic!
good work!
steve
Yes just had to have a look to see if someone had been daft enough to get the url and… !!
Not so daft now though with all this free traffic!!
Get the advertising up asap.
matt
Hi,
I too was sad enough to try and register this domain! I thought I was pretty quick off the mark as it was available when I registered it but you guys must have won the Nominet draw or something. Good Luck!
Dave
Hi Matt - it was probably as simple as who was quickest to fill in their details! When did you try? It was last Thursday for us.
Regards,
Dave
Davey
I’m so happy that i’m not the only one with too much time on my hands.
Paul Ockenden
LOL! Very funny.
Almost as funny as Ms. Tate used to be.
Please don’t be tempted to bring out a series 2 and series 3 of this website - quit while you’re on top.
P.
jessie
i luv catherine tate i went on da websyt 2 haha
Patricia Headd
I am also one of those sad people that has tried out this website-little else for doing!
Glad I did though.
Jemima Holding
Im sad was on the net a the ad was on i thought id try didnt think this many people would!!
Amy and Debbie
Well here we are - just thought we would give it a go too!! Didnt think it was gonna be real but i guess it is - well done you!!!
We will definately be watching the new series, obsessively and compulsively. LOL!!
Annie
how exellent!!! sooo suprised, didn’t actually expect it to be there!!!!
can’t wait til Thursday.
Mark
Yep, got me as well, in fact when ever I hear mention of a website on TV I have to try it ! (OCD ????)
Batman
Sweet. Typed it in for a laugh and here it is. LMFAO
Melanie
How cool lol!!! Had a feeling this place might exsist tho :D
franki
haha, i’ll get you next time gadget, next time…. you did exactly what i was just gonna do :)
well done for getting there first and even better for doing something interesting with it. hope you make a million!
-franki
Chris Warne
Haha, didn’t expect that! Just watching CT on Jonathan Ross now :)
Chas Dytham
am I bovvered ?
paul
Brilliant, watched the ad and thought I wonder?
sum1
i thought the cathrine tate thing was a joke so i tried it and IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!
Anita
Just checking that these are really posts and not just you - will you list a shamefacedely commercial post? I looked up the url to forward it to http://www.hscproperty.com - where - if you list this - your readers can advertise private property sales online with a 25% discount on the usual £40 if they quote S101 plus we will send you guys a 25% commission on each property online advert using this code (I know you are quick - you bought this url - but thats £10 saving per property online advert and £10 commission to you guys) LOL. Ps where do you get .co.uk\\\’s for a fiver?
Dave
Anita - I’m a bit antsy about websites that try to up themselves by inserting every darned search term possible onto every page. Apart from the fact that it doesn’t actually work that well, it’s really not helped the whole internet thang along.
So I’ve ‘broken’ the links to your site but left them in so people can read them. If you remove all the spurious stuff on the bottom of each page of your site then just let me know and I’ll ‘unbreak’ the links.
Cheers,
Dave
Anita
Hey Dave! Your posts are real and not just an over active imagination… Ditched the keywords - you’re right they dont work that well, only tried them recently. But private property sales can save property sellers £thousands in Estate Agent fees so its gotta be worth a go!
Anita
ps all the best with the site… and I want to say - Ive Seen a lot of posts saying ‘another saddo’ But I dont think we are SAD for looking it up - the others are just too lazy to move from the sofa!
zoe--x
:-) i cant wait till thursdy 2 c iit! its gonna be propa wkd. catherine Tat3 is sooooooooooooooo funni ! lolol :>)x
luv zoe
x
John Mark
Zoe, are you illiterate? I believe there will be 27,233 unique hits.
tony wilson
Cheap cashing in sod. You have had your fifteen minutes of fame - pretty poor and weak 15 mins at that.
ami
i just saw the advert and i was sad enought to check it.
however not sad enough to make a site for it
ami
xxx
Dee
I’m at work designing our company website when i heard the advert. i was so bored i thought i’d check it out.
well done. i hope you make a few quid out of it!!
MeepMeep
Hehe another good example of this is from the comdey series ‘two and a half men’. Today oddly enough there was the episode where women who have ‘met’ the main character (played by charlie sheen) have set up a web site in order to talk about what an a**ehole he is. And it too exists (www.charlieharpersucks.com). Quite amusing, though it redirects and looks set up by the TV company. But it looks just like the one you catch a glimpse of in the episode, which was funny.
PaulSmith
I was just looking at Numberwang.co.uk (or was it com?) when the CT ad came on and I was still feeling sad and bored. So I’m here. With you lot. I hope you’ll join me at http://www.ineedtogetalife.com/actuallyivealreadygotone/ohnoihavent for some good hard blogging later :-)
Paul
Yep. I was going to register it too, but I wasn’t bothered enough to take a look till now.
No, I don’t thnk Miss Tate is very funny (I’m over the age of 12). I’m an opportunist whose slower off the mark than you.
I’d be very interested to hear how much trafic you get from this for future ref. Well done. Good luck.
Dave
Anthony Wilson - cashing in? Cashing IN?! Hah… I wish. Total revenue from this site so far - £0. Pft!
Don’t think you know what a bit of fun is all about.
Nan
Oh Fackin’ Chill ahhhhtt woncha???!!!
Worra Fackin’LIBERTY!!!!!
Look at ‘er face, is she bovvered? Face, bovvered, bovvered face etc., etc.,
Nan is my favourite character on the show.
Louise Radley
It actuallly worked! Haha!
Monkey zip!
Everyone visit http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com
Dave
Quality toons… those are Louise. Anything to do with yourself or just a fave thing?
lou
I’ve gone and snapped up http://www.whowantstobeamillionaire.bronskibeat
It’s a classic, it’s only a matter of time before itv are knocking on my door with an offer to buy it.
Stewart C.Bailey
Yes I thought I’d try it after hearing it on the Catherine Tate Show!!!!!1
James
Wow-didn’t expect this much to be here. Had a feeling someone would have registered it though :-)
Mehereyouthere
Very good. So I guess I’m one of the sad ones
challis
hahaha i checked it too….loads of saddos like me!!
Steph
Wow, it works. I’m now one of the sad people too….
rich
roflmao.im watching the catherine tate show, put in the website http://www.christivelefttheironon & i ended up here, excellent !!
David
Missed out on www chinnedbythemissus co uk though, didn’t you.
Suzanne
Im terrible for trying things like this, I even ring telephone numbers that appear in dramas and soaps. How sad am I.
Good luck
Suzanne
Marc
man, that last translator sketch had me running for cover!
www chinnedbythemissus co uk
Dave
Darn it - if I’d have been at home when chinnedbythemissus was mentioned I’d have had a snaffle at that one too! Mind you, could end up with a large collection of not actually that useful websites….
Kelly Will
wow well what can i say. im not going to do the “ooh wow aren’t we sad for checking”, i just watched the show and twas great. check out my site dudes http://www.future-splartiste.piczo.com tell ya what i’ll do a Cathy T page eh? eh? I ain’t bovverd.
ttfn
Kelly Will
i tried chinnedbythemissus no one has it- get in there dave!!
Katie Batham
This is so funny your shows are really great!!! When i told my sister that this was a site she laughed so so hard! But we especially love the gay one! and the granny is great! where has Sam gone though we miss her she was so so much like our other sister lol. write back soon byebye xxxxxxxxxxx
Charlotte
Hahaha, it actually works. Although, looking at how many people have also tried the link, I would say that makes the people who haven’t bothered the actual saddos. We are the ermm…cool people. Yes that’s the word….cool =]
me
omg!!! i cant believe it actually worked good on ya guys
Henry Wright
Hey, it actually worked! Of course, I was expecting something official if it had worked, but now that I’ve seen this, I’m just happy that there’s something here at all! :D
And I’m just about to check www chinnedbythemissus co uk but if there’s nothing there yet, you’d better get on it, Dave! And be AQAP because the next episode is on on Thursday, and there’ll no doubt be another quirky URL mentioned!
Great job!
Henry Wright
Hey, www chinnedbythemissus co uk actually works! But it goes to the Catherine Tate page on a mobile phone downloads (ringtones, wallpapers, etc.) website! Try it!
Emma-Louise
lmfao!! got this link off my bf - haha!
i cant believe how many people actually fell 4 it! nice one! check out my site - http://www.piczo.com/gorgeous-graphix luff emmy-loo xx
PaulSmith
As things seemed to have slowed down here, can I suggest everyone googles (or similar) for Magical Trevor and gets a bit of ‘culture’ ;)
im not gay
how r u all doin wot advert is this lol
hahahHhHhahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahah
lol
i saw da advert n i ad to c if it was real n lol it was! o my god there are loads of people hu r sad enough to actual rite sumit (lol like me) i read a few n decided to skip da rest bt there r sssoooooooo many ppl hu av put summit lol.
LUV DA CATHERINE TATE SHOW !!!!!
Tommy
Dat is well shameful lol this webby is awesume didnt know that they actually made the website. i watched the advert and then tried the webby and it actually works!!!!
CATHERINE TATE ROCKS
WAT A FUCKIN LIBERTY!!!
HOW VERY DARE YOU
I CAN DO THAT
AM I BOVVERD!!!
Jonty
I am very sad… Im watching it now…. well done.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=jontyandroz
Richard
Just for info: The site was “advertised” on the CT show tonight - 9 November 2006!
eemmzoooz
woooooooooooooow hooow coool!!! =D the cathherz tate show 2nite sed bout this website was well funny so i thort id try it and hey presto! great site btw wooo well done byeee xox
paul
dats well cool, am i bovered
Jeff
How sad am I!!
Well done good work
But I ain’t bovvered
Peter
just watched the show and tried it for a laugh. Amazed it worked!
Sam
The show just finished.
What a fuckin liberty!
Pat Delaney
SPOT ON
totally shocked when it work, the dirty bastards
smity
ha ha i watched this tonight so maybe im one of the first sad ones to log on after seeing it on the tv (not the add)
great stuff well done, i think the managment f**ked up here!
and i always log n to websites if i here them on tv
love the show
Tom
I just saw the url on the show but am i bovverd? look at my face is it bovverd website, bovverd,cathrine tait bovvred. I AINT BOVVERED!
WHAT A FUCKIN LIBERTY!
Gerard B
I salute you sir well done.
And Tommy its true “WAT A FUCKIN LIBERTY!!!”
Haha made me chuckle even more.
Have a good one
Paul
Ha! just watched the catherine tate show and thought i’d give the address a try and here i am! hahaha
Richard & Debbie
What a fuckin libert !!!
Mal
How sad is that? - I’m not the only one to try the site seen on the Catherine Tate show broadcast today (9th Nov 2006)
Here’s the URL:
http://www.christivelefttheironon.co.uk/noihavent/yesihave
Shaunna & Jaye Bennett
OK it was my mum that made me check this URL, so this is to name and shame Jaye Bennett as being the sad one, I just carry some of her genes lol!
Well done guys!
:)
lala
what a fuckin liberty, those poor obsessive compulsives locked in the bathroom 14 hours a day.
washing the shite off their hands!
Micky
Wot are yooos doing, all you sados visting this site, all you men better come (snigger) and see nurse Bernadette, o’il soon sort you out, wot am i saying iom not that easy.
paul fahy
dat is well cool
karen fahy
my son is a gay man niy. I bet he’s got a really nice cock
karen fahy
its a quote from a sketch 2 weeks ago-i’m not being rude!
Lora
There’s actually a site called http://www.christivelefttheironon.co.uk/noihavent/yesihave? Now i’ve seen everything…only i haven’t seen anyone eat their own head. Going to go google that one right now. Catch u!
Person with OCD
For the REAL information and facts regarding OCD, which affects many thousands of people, please see:
http://www.ocduk.org
Rachel
Oh dear you’ve caught me out too!
I had to check it out!
woop =D
hey
wen i tried this 4 a laff i neva thought it would wrk! the http://www.bummedbytheboss one didn’t!!!! someone needs to ma ke that webby up!!!!
Yamna
Ohmygosh.
Didn’t actually think this would WORK.
Just crazy; made me laugh :D
THAT IS WELL FUNNY.
Yamna, 16, from her chair in sunny Cambridgeshire.
ima fake
as soon as i heard the words slip from catherine’s tongue, i check the website and lo and behold here you are! welcome to the wide world of cyberlove my dear! cheers you cheeky little monkey you.
Richard
OMG it works!
Bexy
MORNIN’ MAR’IN!……EVERY 38 MINUTES SOME POOR BASTARD FLYS HOME FROM SPAIN JUS TO CHECK IF THEV’E LEFT THE IRON ON…….WE ARE DOING AN AROUND THE CLOCK PANCAKE FLIP FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE WITH OCD…..
4 POUNDS?!…DONT WORRY PET I WOULDN’T WANNA LET IT COME BETWEEN US…… IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME LOG ON TO THE WEBSITE….www.christivelefttheironon.co.uk/noihavent/yesihave
Charlotte
haha it actually worked lol i couldnt resist trying it after watching the catherine tate show!
☺
Mark
Lol, I just tried it now after remembering the trailer. I’m loving The Catherine Tate Show this year! I’ve heard that it’s the last series :( sadly because she’s starring in 4 movies. One of them I know is called “Sixty Six”. Seen the trailer and saw Catherine! Have a bad feeling she only has a small part though. Clever the way you got the URL so fast! I don’t think she would sue you, Chinnedmythemissus.co.uk is taken aswell
Jennifer
Had to try this–I just can’t believed it worked :)
Ian McDermott
lol brilliant at first I thought wow OCD original web site but did not take long to read I was wrong. Excellent and I bet Catherine Tate would find this highly amusing to
Rodney
Hi. Just another “saddo” here :)
Richard Smallman
LOL, just saw it on the show! Tried and hey presto! lol
Burgerz
Tried it the second time i saw it on, was by the computer so…